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dont worry, this was an earned blam point

poor graphics, poor sound, useless movie, terrible writing and animation. I'm sorry, but this just doesent deserve to go into the portal.

neck-twister responds:

poor graphics = true(it was supposed to be n00by) poor sound = true. terrible writing = not true. the subtitles were written pretty correctly. animation = there was a lot of tweening, but it had a few frame-by-frame animations. common, try to see the "humor" of the crappy animation and bad voice "acting"!

By far your greatest

Dear Tim
i know through the years i have been hard on you and your flash, like all the times i demanded you do what i want to do, and make the shity ideas i had. After watching this it is not even a debate in my mind that you both can write and animate better then i ever gave you credit for. i laughed out loud several times, and enjoyed it very much. it is really a shame it wont get the recognition it deserves on newgrounds. 5/5, and 10 in every catigory (10 for interactivity cuz the play button kicked ass). Seriously do what, you are blessed with a gidt for making flash. This is better then most the shit on fp and in the top 50 and deserves so much more. Props

Bobby

Jewelltoons responds:

...you suck up piece of shit...

(insert clever opener)

*generic praise*

Jewelltoons responds:

ha

no one likes you

poor glocks, they think they have peopel who like them

RadishGlock responds:

Poor Alt3r_Flash, he fell off his wheelchair BECAUSE HE HAS NO ARMS HEGHEGHGEEGH.

So fucking amazing

Jesus fucking christ, this was the best movie ever, if it doestn get frontpaged, im going to have to chop off my dick and feed it to the homeless, then slowly tear out my arms and legs with a platic spork, after that i will have sex with terra read and get a few stds, then ill start to gut out my eyes, then watch the movie moral combat, a movie so bad it will give me cancer, then i will jump off tom fulps house for being suck a stupid cock, not putting this on front page!

Lol keep up the good work!

Jewelltoons responds:

I completely agree

Humor well spent

well between doing your mom and being a better straiter person then you, i had the oppertunity to watch this, not bad, and its so much better then that tayto shit wars fest.

Jewelltoons responds:

wtf is wrong with u... quit being a dick bobby

that was cool

on a scale from 1 to 10 there wasent enough weed

El-Zoidberg responds:

you make a good argument

WOW

who ever thought of this was a fucking geniuos or some shit

Jewelltoons responds:

...you know your place...

no

never submit again...ever.

Gardevoir responds:

oh about yer flash...
























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